Please “follow” my blog using the lovely button to the right of your screen. Or at least it’s to the right on my screen and my egocentric worldview dictates that it must be on the right of your screen as well.
So far I have 5 followers and 3 of them are my friend Margaret. And one of them is me. Yep. I follow my own blog. I told you I was egocentric. To be fair, it was an accident but I decided that it was hysterical that I follow myself so I've decided to let it stand as a a testament to the power of self actualization or something like that.
I was explaining that I accidentally “followed” myself to my family and my mother piped up saying, “I follow your blog!” I was like “Really? I’m pretty sure that I didn’t see you in my followers.” She was like “Wait…do I have to say that I follow it?” I love parents and technology.
So quick recap of my current blog followers: me, my friend Margaret and her 3 other aliases and my mother (in her mind). So please, click the follow button so I don’t feel like a loser. I’ll love you forever. Or at least until I get back from Botswana.